Confession of sorts.

For those of the weak stomach...STOP reading now.

First off. Every body poops, blah, blah, blah.

I can't believe I'm actually going to write this but since I just came from the powder room, I apparently need to get a few things off my chest.

There are some behaviors that take place in the, umm... ladies room that really make me uncomfortable. Key word here is "ladies room". I do not have any of these issues in my own home.

Away game - I just can't do it. I will make myself sick all day, refraining. IF it's an absolute emergency and emergency only, I will quickly change my shoes {you know you look at people's shoes at work if you suspect something} and will frantically make my way to the elevator to get to the bathroom 3 floors away where I will then PRAY that no one comes in, this is practically the secret bathroom but it has happened before. I was once stuck in a stall, waiting out an old lady who took FOREVER to change out of her gym clothes. Pretty sure I was sweating but I was waiting her out that's for sure.

Flatulence - I swear sometimes I have the maturity level of a 14 year old boy. I just think its funny.  BUT when its taking place in the stall right next door, makes me uncomfortable. Now when my baby boy does it, I laugh and think of how funny it is. There is a difference there.

Stranger flatuance = bad.
Friendly flatulence = funny

Now, I'll move on to the thing that really makes me uncomfortable. Say you've drank a gallon of water and you need to empty that bladder, nice and quick. The instant you walk into the bathroom, your trying to figure out what stall NOT to go in, for fear of suffocation. {I have found this time of year to be the worst. People are eating crap.}  Only to find out the culprit is still in there, with you. DUN, DUN, DUN. {Almost the same feeling as being chased here.} Your frantically finishing up your business, washing your hands and trying to beat them out of the bathroom simply because, here it is, YOU DO NOT WANT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH THEM.

Why on earth would you leave the stall when you just hear someone washing their hands. Hang out a second would you culprit? You just made it awkward for me.

Talking on the phone while your in the stall? That's definitely a no, no! Don't make feel bad for flushing. Thank you very much.

So there's more that bug of course but the subject is actually grossing me out now... My Husband is going to love this post.

I hope you still like me.