Someone has a birthday this weekend!
Carolyn from Life, Love & Puppy Prints has a birthday on Sunday. If you read her blog, you prob already know this.
If you know her in real life, chances are things like this have happened.
I bring you...
Ode to Carolyn
This is her age in Babylonian symbols. I was going to reveal how old she was but then again, she didn't on her blog so the cat shall remain in the bag. Unless you are fluent in Babylonian, you'll never know.
Ok, back to the birthday girl.
You'll talk about, laugh about and quite possibly end up at one point in time wearing something penis.
You will most def, listen to this girl.
You will spice up your life.
You'll attend a Twin's game or 100 and get to know what gate attendees to avoid. This woman pictured means business. She will not let you slide with any sort of alcoholic smuggling in her section. Oh yeah, you better have a ticket for her section too or your bounced. If you are ever at Target Field in MN, do not and I repeat DO NOT make eye contact with this woman.
If you are at a wedding with Carolyn, you will be required to take 1 zillions photos. Chances are, people neither of you know will some how make it into your photo shoot. Like this gent pictured. No idea who that is.
You'll attend a bbq at one point in time that will include frozen Boone's Farm. Nothing like it. Errr, yeah, something like that.
Yumm.
Then you will proceed to have a jam session, with all sorts of vinyl records which then leads to a great debate "how do they get the music on the record?"
You will venture to your favorite German bar where you can drink beer out of das boot. You will polka your heart away until the DJ starts, where more dancing shenanigans will ensue.
You will play Big Buck Hunter.
You will drink beer. You will like it too.
You will also take photos with your beer towers.
You will smooch.
If you are really lucky. You will meet Will Smith.
You may end up watching a UFC fight downtown.
You will take pictures in a public bathroom.
You will cheer for and love the MN Twins.
You will wear sunglasses at night waiting for your "homie's", or otherwise known as your Hubby.
You will play the "let's make this face game..."
Pictured above is "gangsta face."
You will have inside jokes.
Bottom line, you will love her and have a girlfriend for life. Happy Birthday boo!
